What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:23

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
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Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun